Crossroads Pt 1 (ver. 2.0)

"Ug der! Fer to long da oomans bin livin 'n our land!! We takin it back!" Dis wuz da tellins of da boss Grub'lin, an' he wuz guna git da oomans in crosrods. Da plan wuz esy, more din to gobos wuz told ta draw da enimy to da north side of da city, den we attack from da south! If only it wuz dat esy...Grub'lin didn plan for der to be HEROES livin in Crosrods! The gobos didn know wat hit'em.... a firepony scared da trolls, to oomans came 'ight at us! To verse an army of gobos! ...an dey one! dey struk wit the fury of da green Gods... An...if dat wuzn bad enuff...sum messed up ooman came frum the treez...he wuz yellin and ballin, covered in gobo blood wit an ax da size of da trolls! let me not forget da GIANT bird flyin over da gobos, and sum lunitic shooting boom-stiks down at us! ...it wuz a wondr dat I escapd...Grub'lin an da rest of da boyz...dey not so lucky...Fer now...I go south...see new gobos...der will be ooman blood shed...Dis, I swear...

-A passage from the autobiography of Gret, Second in command at the battle of Crossroads, and future warlord of the river clan.-